We have no waiter here
When Mr Jones went to a restaurant one day, he left his coat near the door. There was nothing in the pockets of the coat when he left it, so he was very surprised when he took his coat after his meal and found the pockets full of jewellery!
There was a waiter near the door, so Mr Jones said to him, 'somebody has made a mistake. He has put some jewellery in my coat. Take it, and when he comes back, give it to him.' The waiter took it and went away. Suddenly another man came in with a coat just like Mr Jones's. 'I am sorry,' said this man. 'I made a mistake. I took your coat and you have got mine. Please give me my coat and jewellery.' Mr Jones answered, 'I gave the jewellery to the waiter. He will give it to you.'
Mr Jones called the manager of the restaurant; but the manager said, 'We have no waiters here. We only have waitresses.' 'You gave the jewellery to a thief!' shouted the other man. 'I shall call the police!' Mr Jones was frightened and paid the man a lot of money for the jewellery
——不说嘚殇
我们这里没有服务员
当琼斯先生到一家餐厅有一天，他离开了他的近门外套。没有任何的口袋的外套，他离开它，因此他很惊讶当他拿起他的外套吃完后，发现口袋里塞满了珠宝！
门口有个服务生，所以琼斯先生对他说，“有人弄错。他把一些珠宝在我的外套。看，当他回来的时636f70797a6431333330356232候，把它给他。”服务员带它走了。突然另一个人进来了，与琼斯先生一样的衣服。“我很抱歉，”这个人。”我弄错了。我把你的衣服，你有我。请给我我的衣服和首饰。琼斯先生回答说，“我把珠宝给服务员。他会给你的。”
琼斯先生称为餐厅经理；但经理说，'我们没有服务员这里。我们只有女服务员。'你给了珠宝的小偷！”另一人咆哮道。”我要叫警察了！”琼斯先生感到害怕而付出的人很多钱的珠宝
