急求简短的英文新闻、趣闻、或者故事.150字左右.带中文翻译的.

Mr。Richards is quite good at shooting and he joined the city's shooting club。
The shooting club has a first-class shooting team。It has won many prizes in shooting competitions across the country。One of the most important shooting competitions is taking place in the city。Mr。Richards is so interested in it that he goes to watch it。But one of the members of the team suddenly falls ill just before the match,and the captain hurries to choose someone else to take his place Mr。Richards is introduced to him。So he becomes a member of the team。
Mr。Richards has never taken part in such an important competition before。He feels excited,but he also feels very nervous。He cannot stop his hands from trembling while shooting。He does very badly in the match。When he takes his score to the captain,he says,"after seeing my score,I would like to go outside and shoot myself。"
The captain looks at the score for a few seconds and then says,"Well,you'd better take two bullets with you if you do that!"
理查兹先生很擅长射击,他加入了城市射击俱乐部。射击俱乐部拥有一流的射击队。它已经赢得了许多奖项在全国射击比赛。最重要的一个射击比赛是发生在城市。理查兹先生很感兴趣,他去看它。但一个团队成员突然生病,只是在比赛,和船长赶紧找人代替他理查兹先生介绍给他。所以他成为团队的一员。理查兹先生不参加这样重要的比赛之前。他感到兴奋,但他也觉得很紧张。他不能阻止他的手颤抖时。他非常糟糕的比赛。当他把分数给船长,他说,“在看到我的成绩,我想去外面饮弹自尽。”队长看着评分为几秒钟,然后说,“嗯,如果你想自杀,你最好带上两颗子弹!”