求字幕 looking for alibrandi 中文英文的都可以～5月17号

字幕我找不全,但我找了些经典对白,如果你要有字幕的电影你去电驴,或用BT下载吧Christina Alibrandi:I wonder what I did to deserve you。Christina Alibrandi:Now!This very minute!This very second!Jacob Coote:All right,forget it,it was a stupid idea anyway。Jacob Coote:Do you want to go out with me?Jacob Coote:I don't meet mothers。Jacob Coote:Two things happened to me yesterday。The first was I received all this shit about voting for the first time,which I chucked in the bin,cos I reckon all politicians are a bunch of dickheads。And the other thing was my old man was watching a documentary about insects rooting on fig leaves,so I caught the end of the world news。And I saw this guy who was being chased by his own government,and I didn't understand anything about it except that he was wearing a Nick Cave t-shirt。And then I wondered how a guy my age,with my taste in music,had gotten himself into a situation where his own government was trying to have him shot,just because he had something to say。And I realised I'm lucky because in this country,I can rant and rave and call the Prime Minister a dickhead without the army coming in and shooting me,and stopping you all from listening。And I figured that in this country,we don't vote to keep the best party in - cos there's no such thing - but we vote to keep the worst party out。Because I don't want to end up being watched by some bloke at the other end of the world who thinks that this can't happen to him。Jacob Coote:You get into punch-ups with other girls,you wipe your nose with your sleeve。。。you're my kind of chick。Why are we such a disaster together?Jacob Coote:You ready?John Barton:I'm joining the Young Libs。John Barton:If I could be anything but what I am,I would a tomorrow。If I could be what my father wants me to be,then maybe I could stay for that,too。If I could be what you want me to be,I'd want to stay。But I am what I am,and all I want is freedom。John Barton:My father's into job security。Josie Alibrandi:Are you sure you don't mean in an hour?Josie Alibrandi:Dear Guiness Book of Records:I've just been out on a ten minute date。Is that a record?!Josie Alibrandi:I didn't know you were political。Josie Alibrandi:I have the dubious honour of being Vice-Captain,which is kind of like being runner-up at the Miss Universe beauty pageant。I get to take over if Miss St Martha's becomes ill or gets involved in a sex scandal。Josie Alibrandi:I swear,the phone companies'd go broke if it weren't for the Italians!Josie Alibrandi:Just let me check my bag for ID。I don't want to be named Jane Doe at the morgue。Josie Alibrandi:Well,I don't go out with guys who don't meet mothers。Josie Alibrandi:What?Being the leader of the Liberal party?!Josie Alibrandi:Would you like me to refresh your memory?Josie Alibrandi:You'd have to meet my mother。[Before getting on a motorbike]