英语翻译一个美国人,一个日本人,一个中国人在丛林探险,结果全被吃人部落抓去了.部落酋长说:“我今天心情好,不吃你们,但你
英语翻译一个美国人,一个日本人,一个中国人在丛林探险,结果全被吃人部落抓去了.部落酋长说:“我今天心情好,不吃你们,但你们都得挨一百板子.不过,在挨板子前你们可以实现一个愿望.”先挨板子的是美国人,他说:“挨板子前,先给我屁股上垫10个坐垫.”垫罢,板子雨点般落下,先前70板还凑合,70板之后坐垫被打烂,然后就是板板见血.打完后美国人摸着屁股走了.日本人见状后,要求垫10个床垫.100板打完后,日本人起身,拍拍屁股没啥事,便对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番,并想坐在一边看中国人的好戏.中国人慢慢趴下,悠哉悠哉地说:“来,把日本人给我垫上!”.
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a yankee,a jap and a chink were exploerin' in the jungles,then badly were taken by the anthropophagus。the cacique sed:i feel good today,i don't wanna eat u,but u all must pay one hundred board everyone。however,u've been allowed to do one thing u want before it。first the yankee,sed:i need 10 mattress on my ass first。then,it seems worked。but after about 70th,mattress broken,bloody。。。then the yankee overed with his great ass。the jap required the same things,10。but strangely he no hurt when ended,and he boast himself a genis of imitatin' and recreatin'。then he wanted to see wot will happen to the chink next。the chink get on the ground slowly,and sed it confidently:come on,gents,put that fuckin' awesome jap on my butt!
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回复a yankee,a jap and a chink were exploerin' in the jungles,then badly were taken by the anthropophagus。the cacique sed:i feel good today,i don't wanna eat u,but u all must pay one hundred board everyone。however,u've been allowed to do one thing u want before it。first the yankee,sed:i need 10 mattress on my ass first。then,it seems worked。but after about 70th,mattress broken,bloody。。。then the yankee overed with his great ass。the jap required the same things,10。but strangely he no hurt when ended,and he boast himself a genis of imitatin' and recreatin'。then he wanted to see wot will happen to the chink next。the chink get on the ground slowly,and sed it confidently:come on,gents,put that fuckin' awesome jap on my butt!
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