求有趣的英语短文（带翻译的）?

Naturally,I was annoyed。However,to avoid trouble---and really I was rather uneasy about him --- I just looked down at the front page of the newspaper,tasted my coffee and took a bit of chocolate。The boy looked at me closely。Then he took a second piece of my chocolate。I could hardly believe it。Still I didn't dare to start an argument。When he took a third piece,I felt more angry than uneasy。I thought,“Well,I shall have the last piece。” And I got it。　　The boy gave me a strange look,then stood up。As he left he shouted out。“This woman's crazy!” Everyone stared。That was embarrassing(令人难堪的) enough,but it was worse when I finished my coffee and got ready to leave。My face went red---as red as his hair---when I realized I'd made a mistake。It wasn't my chocolate that he'd been taking。There was mine,unopened,just under my newspaper。理所当然,我生气了。然而,为了避免麻烦----其实我对他感到相当不安-----我只低着头看着报纸的头版,品尝着我的咖啡,手里拿着一小块巧克力。这个男孩端详着我,然后他拿起另一块我的巧克力。我简直无法相信这件事。但是我又不敢和他争吵。当他要拿起第三块巧克力时,我就觉得更生气了。我想:"好啊,我应该得到最后一块巧克力。" 我得到了它。这个男的就奇怪地看了我一眼,然后起身。正当他要离开的时候他大喊:" 这个女人疯了。" 所有人都把目光盯着我。这场面真是让人难堪,但当我喝完咖啡准备离开的时候,情况变得更糟了。意识到自己犯了个错误的时候,我的脸变得通红----就像我的头发一样红。他拿走的并不是我的巧克力。我的巧克力在报纸底下,包装都还没有打开。