求幽默英语二人对话,一人在八句左右

A"WHAT CAN I DO 4 B I WANNA BUY SOME APPLESA HELP YOURSELFB OH,MY GOSH。I WOULDN'T BUY SUCH A BIG APPLE。THEN HOW MUCH IS IT。A 1。5DOLLER PER KILOB AHA,LET ME HAVE A GOOD THINK ABOUT IT。A HELP URSELFB YES,I AM HELPIN' MYSELF。I WOULDN'T BE A FOOL FOOLED BY U。A OK (AFTER A WHILE)B HEY,HOW ABOUT 5 DOLLERS 3 KILOESA LET ME THINK。…… OH NO B WHY?GIVE ME A DISCOUNTA NO I WOULDN'T BE THAT STUPID。5DOLLERS 3 KILOES MAKES ME LOSE TOO MUCH。B OK OK IDIOT。