【请教】Why men die first?

【请教】Why men die first?Why men die firstIf you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.If you don't work enough...you're lazy.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..you should find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her...it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you.it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.If you cry...you're a wimp.If you don't...you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.If she asks you...it's a favor.If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.If you don't...you're gay.If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.If you don't...you're unromantic.If you try to keep yourself in shape...you're vain.If you don't...you're a slob.If you buy her flowers...you're after something.If you don't...you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.If you aren't...you're not ambitious.If she has a headache...she's tired.If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.Men die first because they want to.