英语不及格检讨

Dear teacher:I'm awfully sorry about failing in the English test。Since either have I even tried to remember a single word or read a single line in the book,the result is actually quite predictable。And again,I am indeed sorry about all that。For what is worse,I have never taken this silly course seriouly,not a single second if you ask me,and I probably never will。However,deeply in my heart,I know it's not the right thing to do,as much as I know it was a huge mistake to ask a student who cannot pass a simple English test to draft a self-criticism in English because the only way he could ever have it done is to ask for help on-line。Once you were also a student yourself,so I assume you know better about how it works,don't you?Anyway,my failing in the test is not something should be proud of,neither for I nor for you。But I would like to take all the blame alone,with all due respect。And I would be more than happy to inform you that it's a pleasure to accept any further pinishment for what I am doing right now。