英语搞笑短剧,5—6人,20分钟左右.急!好了多加分

英语搞笑短剧剧本 5—6人三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T:Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出,递给S)S:Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!How Many times I have told you,nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E:Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE:But……T:Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing!Map?E:(递)Here。Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So。S:Fat Pig!E:Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………。S:You will what(凶相)?E:(软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤)。S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E:You see ,master is hungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J:But master,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…。。T:Em……。It is a problem。Wukong,do you have any idea?S:No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:This is…。。S:Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books。So I made this。No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T:Em……Wukong,you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo,knowledge is power!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish。(变成B1)B1:(接近三人,望着)Can I join you?T:I’m sorry,lady。We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough。B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:Double King!T:Oh…。I win!Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand。Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S:(回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(气愤)Wukong!Look what have done!She is my teacher!S:She is a monster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B:(真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong,I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T:Daughter?。。。(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）You monster,I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)E&J:Are you Ok,master?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…。。(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong,game over!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…。,my daughter,my wife!Who did it?!(哭喊)S:I’ll kill you,monster!(打)T:（想阻止,未及）You,you。(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S:No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T:Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S:(悲,离去)（音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E:Master,brother Monkey is。T:Scratch!Don't mention that guy any more!B:(出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）You are。B:How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)B:(抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha。S:(悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later。T:Wukong?E:Oh,Brother Monkey!J:Our hero is back!T:I,I can't understand。What happened?S:Master,your IQ needs increasing!This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T:How,how did you find out?S:(沉默)。Monkey's intuition(直觉)N:Excuse me,where is the cniminal?S; Ah。you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police。N:(摇醒B)You are under arrest 。(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right,anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T:Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S:What?T:I'm sorry。S:Em?Louder,please?T:I。am。sorry。(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T:Let's go guys!( 歌)S:You are carrying the luggage,I am leading the horse。E:Say goodbye to the sun,Welcome evening glow。J:Sleeping on the ground,again we set out set out,again we set out。T。S。E。J:Ah。Ah。Sleeping on the ground again we set out。T:One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other,the year go on。You wonder where the road is。The road is under your feet。T。S。E。J:You uonder where the road is,the road is under your feet。(谢幕)