谁有搞笑包含道理的英语小故事?

英文短语 go and look!走着瞧 good good study,day day up 好好学习,天天向上 > > No Mao ze dong ,no new china,没有毛泽东,没有新中国 > > go a head!去个头!> > PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海 > > no three no four 不三不四 > > u ask me,I ask who?你问我,我问谁?> > if you old three old four,i will give you color see see 如果你老三老四,我就给你点颜色看看 > > dog day’s 狗日的 > > poor light egg 穷光蛋 > > go to your mother 去你MD > > full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑 > > After I do something!AIDS爱滋病!> > day day do morning ****!天天做早操 > > I saw a man saw a saw with a saw 我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头 > > KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED 杀一警百 > > Give your face,you don’t sport!给你脸,你不会运用!> > fat head fish 胖头鱼 > > gold basih washes my hands!金盆洗手 > > you me you me 彼此彼此 > > **** do system。操作系统 > > horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎 > > Where cool where you stay!哪儿凉快哪儿呆着 > > You Give Me Stop!你给我站住!