求一篇100字左右的英语故事或笑话（要翻译）!

One evening,in the midst of dinner preparation,our 10-year-old daughter asked,"Mommy,what‘s puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment,so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary,after which they could talk about it。　　A few minutes later,Peggy returned。Her mother asked what the dictionary had said。"Puberty means," announced Peggy,"the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children。" 　　"What do you think of that?" my wife asked。　　"I‘m not sure," Peggy relied。"I‘ve always been able to bear children。It‘s adults I can‘t bear。"。　　青春期 　　一天晚上,在准备晚饭的时候,我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈,什么是青春期?”我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎,所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词,然后她们可以再讨论它。　　几分钟以后,佩吉回来了。她妈妈问字典上怎么说。　　“青春期的意思是,”佩吉宣布：“一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄。” 　　“你怎么想呢?”我妻子问。　　“我不知道,”佩吉回答。“我总能忍受孩子。让我忍受不了的是大人。　　Note:bear children:生孩子。bear 一词也可作“忍受”讲。