祝生日的英语短文,给1个朋友的生日祝福..男的噢..要英语的!不要太老套..新颖一些..

1。Funny Birthday MessagesHappy Birthday,you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death。To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age。Birthdays are like boogers,the more you have the harder it is to breathe。Birthdays are good for you。Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!Money's tightTimes are hardHere's you friggin birthday card Free Birthday Greeting CardsBetter to be over the hill than burried under it。You are only as old as you act。So many candles。。。so little cake。Happy Birthday to you,you live in a zoo,you smell like a monkey,and you look like one too。We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it。Happy Birthday on your very special day,I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake。2。Happy Birthday MessagesWishing you a Happy Birthday and many more to come。I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true。Not just a year older,but a year better。Here's to another year of experience。A simple celebration,a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness,a joy that never ends。A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun。Enjoy the trip。Birthday ShirtsWishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy。Happy Birthday!The more candles,the bigger the wish。Wishing you everything happy for your birthday。I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise。Wishing you a very warm Birthday。Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day。3。Belated Birthday Messages ( Belated 迟来的 ）Happy Belated Birthday!How do you expect me to remember your birthday,when you never look any older?I hope your birthday was all that you hoped for。Wishing you a belated birthday。I am sorry I missed your birthday,you have had so many I lost track。I hope your birthday was as special as you are。Birthday IdeasHappy Belated Early Birthday!Sorry I forgot the most important day of the year。。。your Birthday!Sorry I forgot your birthday。Can you reschedule it for sometime next week?I hope all your birthday wishes came true。I'm so lucky to have such a great friend like you。。。who'd forgive me if I forgot his(/her) birthday。Happy Belated Birthday!Best wishes for your birthday afterwards。