英语翻译将要做ENGLISH CLASS REPORT,选择了刘能语录作为材料.百度搜了一下,然后自己翻译了一下.或者提

英语翻译将要做ENGLISH CLASS REPORT,选择了刘能语录作为材料.百度搜了一下,然后自己翻译了一下.或者提示一下不合适的地方.1.要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾,不然我早把你扔出去.The teacher said we shouldn’t throw garbage casually,not the case,I have thrown out you.2.即使你已名花有主、我也要移花接木.Though you are spoken for,I will graft and transplant.(注be spoken for 《在绝望的主妇》的台词中翻译为名花有主.)3.没有癞蛤蟆,天鹅也会寂寞.If there were no toads,the swans would be lonely.4.看看你的排名,就知道你班有多少人.Look at your ranking and I will know how many people are there in your class.5.最有魅力的人是康师傅,每天都有成千上万的人泡他.The most charming one is Chef KANG,thousands of people “steep” him every day(注 steep 浸,泡)6.等我有钱了,我就带我最讨厌的人去最好的神经病院!If I have enough money,I would lead my pet aversion to the best mental hospital.（注aversion 讨厌的人,pet aversion 最讨厌的人（宠物都讨厌的人）.）7.国家,为什么没有拿你的脸皮去研究防弹衣呢?Why don’t our country research your facial skin for body armour.8.我不是草船,你的贱别往我这发.I’m not a boat full of grass,so don’t shoot your low-down to me.（注 low-down 贱.）9.甲：如果有人伤害你,你多久会原谅他?乙：原谅他是上帝的事,我的任务时送她去见上帝.-How long will be before you forgive him if someone hurt you?-It’s god’s business.My assignment is to sent him to god.10.你淡定是因为你不怕死 ,我比你淡定是因为我不怕你死.Your are eggstay since you are not scare of death.But I’m more eggstay than you since I’m not scare of your death.（注 eggstay姑且认为是淡定的意思.）