求1篇2分钟内能说完的英语笑话

TOM'S EXCUSETeacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-GoSlow"。汤姆的借口老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?One day,Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework andsaw that he had got all his sums right。The teacher was verypleased-and rather surprised。He called Tim to his desk andsaid to him,"You got all your homework right this time,Tim。What happened?Did your father help you?""No,sir。He was too busy last night,so I had to do it allmyself," said Tim。你爸爸帮你了吗?一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?""不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了。"英语幽默笑话Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点。