英语翻译用消息回复,This will give you some idea of what I’m like:On H

英语翻译用消息回复,This will give you some idea of what I’m like:On Having an Account in a Swiss Bank:I never had one,and suggest you stay away from them too.Oh,the mystery and romance is all very well,but never forget that your Swiss bank offers no premiums,whereas for opening a savings account for 5,000 or more at First National City Bank of New York or other fine institutions you get wonderful premiums—picnic hampers,Scotch coolers,Polaroid cameras,Hudson’s Bay blankets from L.L.Bean,electric shavers,even lawn furniture.My managers always leave me a million or so to play with,and this is how I do it.I suppose I’ve received hundreds of such bonuses.Usually I give them to friends or as gifts at Christmas to doormen and other loosely connected personnel of the household,but often I keep them and use them myself.I’m not stingy.Of course I can afford to buy any of these things—and I do,I enjoy making purchases—but somehow nothing brings the joy of existence home to me more than these premiums.Something from nothing—the two-suiter from Chase Manhattan and my own existence,luggage a bonus and life a bonus too.Like having a film star next to you on your flight from the Coast.There are treats of high order,adventure like cash in the street.