求一篇英文幽默小短文60-70个词.演讲用.

I got two, a little old though, hope you will like them。------------------------------------------------------------When the waiter brings Joe's steak, Joe noticed that the guy is holdingthe dish with his thumb clamped down on top of the meat。"What's the matter with you?" demands Joe。 "I don't want your hands all over my food。""So," replies the waiter, "would you be happier if I took my thumb offit and it fell on the floor again?"-------------------------------------------------------------New York city is really an international city。 You can get just aboutany kind of food here - German, Greek, Chinese, Italian, Mexican --- and that's just off the cab's floor!(cab = taxi)| 依础熬尽贝?/a