英语翻译寻求英语高手帮我把以下的句子翻译成英文~或者是其他网络上流行的经典句子或者笑话（英语版）最好附注中文哈~1.巫师

1 wizard,please tell the princess,Lao tze exploits in the road,and did not turn,the snow had been killed,beauty,dragon not make。。。Call her to die to sleep!1 then forced me to push me to give you feign death!2 Lao tze not only a car,or own!3 I despise so many people,who are you?4 I also don't say,haven't you make beauty program!5。I only good luck,beriberi is good!6 there is a mirror of!7。Handsome a Maybe not to eat by pawns!8。To me,you don't trust,no matter that can't be wrong!9。Don't be nervous,I am not a good。。。10) don't thank,thanks to your finish is damned money!11。Don't say with me - I'm make。come forward avanty!12 you ignore me,my dog ignored!13。When the moon is,ask easy meridian passage!14 reach on foot,on the left15。Some people live,she's dead。Some people alive,he should have died!16 you say。。。Do you like me?Actually。。。I started to。。。Actually I also。。。Alas say with you,I also like myself。17。Are you drinking water,or drink,or?Whatever you choose!The castle is in,just a little red。19。Ah,said that the whispered shouldn't say。The child had ever yue:don't put me on your tolerance for you shameless capital!21。Don't think I would think my long handsome unreachable,actually I'm rivers。And it's a nice day today,it's windy。For as the typical failure,you really great success!24。Three feet of death a cobbler smelly。25 in the red YeFeng the golden。。。26 I'm tired you lend arrows to tie grass on the boat!And the wind,cold,xiao xi xi you owe money to return!A:go and eat?I have no money。B:dined out in a restaurant,I ShuiGuanZi - please。29 a fall under the declining?30 I left,right,waist lines qinglong tiger a Mickey Mouse。31。A:vengeance will be mine!This evil spirit to swallow。B:how can you died?32 I thigh fat she twisted her arm but。33。Everybody has to do is clean,the road is short time as porridge。34。The world is ours,and his sons,but ultimately is the grandchildren。35 homework!I wrote it!A:36 for homework yet?B:sit down!Here,in the P strands,still under the warm。。。You want to?It for you。37 the dealer who today,even the blackboard are not wipe!38) was really blind my eyes。。。39。The blind is a blind man?2 I isn't literally of person,but literally isn't a person。3 I turned in the river,but not about me