我要一个五年级的英语自我介绍和一个英语笑话 要翻译

My name is(自己的名字）。I am come from （城市）。I am。。(几岁）years oid。My favourite sport is 。。。(运动名如：跑步run,打羽毛球playing badminton。。。)wo often do it witn my friend。Two Birds Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow。Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer。Teacher:Please tell us。Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow。两只鸟 老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生：我指不出,但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。