求两则英语小笑话,thank you very much!

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly。"Here are two cents more。But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy。" 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate,a plump,middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind,lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back。Her momentum carried her close to my shoes。Before I could help her,however,she had scrambled up。Gaining her composure,she winked at me and said,"Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”