英语翻译Gerrard is going on a journey to save Xabi alonso,his lo

英语翻译Gerrard is going on a journey to save Xabi alonso,his longtime princess from the tall,tall tower protected by Cristianosaurus,a beast known for his legendary diving speeds and fatal teardrops,along with De Jong,a karate kid,who takes pleasure in torturing gerrard's princess,and wayne rooney,a beast known for,well scaring kids with his ferocious face...gerrard is accompanied by Cesc fabregas,a charming young good-doer willing to help for the adventure...gerard and cesc arrive at the tower and are confronted by they beasts...diving in a big sea just under the tower...gerard tells cesc that he can sneak by and go fetch Alonso while he stays and fights the ugly monsters...cesc go gets alonso and falls and they fall in love with each other...while gerrard finishes off cristianosaurus by giving him a heart attack (he messed up crissy's hair ) rooney decides to dive along with his soul mate and kills himself with cristianosaurus...gerrard then sees cesc and alonso kissing and gets jealous eventually grabbing alonso and throwing him to De jong...with one impressive kung fu move right on alonso's heart he finishes him off...leaving gerrard and cesc alone...cesc realizes that he should go to liverpool with his mate gerrard and leave behind the Fcb-arsenal feud...he and gerrard live happily ever after...不要股沟翻译不要股沟翻译3楼的自行删楼吧