大学英语搞笑短剧急求一英语短剧.要求人数不超过4个人,幽默,有寓意,童话也可以.

Scene II (Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency) (Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse:Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time。。。) Nurse:What's your name,Mr。Mr。Green:Call me DPP Green。Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression) Oh!Go to the corner and sit there。Mr。Green:But 。。。(nurse interrupts) Nurse:Go!Don't speak any words。what's your name,Miss?Miss Blue:My name is KMT Blue。Nurse:(gentle and smiles) Oh,Miss this side,please。Would you tell me how you are feeling?Miss Blue:Oh!I ache all over。。。Nurse:OK!I'll help you stop the pain first,and then the doctor will treat you in a while。(Mr。Green comes over to require medical treatment,but rejected) Mr。Green:Nurse,I。。。I feel。。。Nurse:Wait there,didn't you hear me?(Mr。Green goes back helplessly,the doctor comes over at this moment。。。) Nurse:The young lady called KMT Blue。。。KMT Blue。Doctor:Ok!I see。。。How are you,Miss?Miss Blue:I got an car accident and I ache all over。。。Doctor:(Check) It's ok。。。don't worry about it。I'll give you some medicine。You'll get well soon。Miss Blue:Thank you,doctor。。(Miss Blue leaves。) Doctor:Next one。(Mr。Green comes in and Dr。reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!Mr。Green:Yeah!Any problem with that Doctor:Hmm。。。(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)?What's wrong with you?Mr。Green:I ache all over-headache,toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) 。。。Doctor:I。。。I。。。I see,Miss Lin – give Mr。Green an injection。。。Mr。Green:What?An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe) Nurse:Where do you want to inject?(Mr。Green is frightened and shivering 。。。) Mr。Green:Well,doctor 。。。that 。。。I do not ache anymore,I。。。I want to leave。Nurse:Wait!Don't go。。。(Nurse pulls Mr。Green and forces him to enter the injection room) Mr。Green:Wow!。That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room,but Mr。Green leaves in terrible pain。) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III (Taiwan House) (Both of them come back home,then open the door and go into the house at the same time。。。) Daughter:Dad 。。。Mom 。。。What happened to both of you?Dad,you look pale。Mom,you look terrible,too。Mr。Green:I would not be like this if not for your mother。。。Miss Blue:What!That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for。。。(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV) Daughter:Oh!I understand it。Even since the Presidential Election,there's no peace in our home。(Both of them are still quarrelling 。)