英语笑话带翻译Why are you smiling?

A boat of animals ran away from flood。 However, the boat was too small to keep all of them。 They decided to throw one of them out by joke competition。 A Monkey started confidently。。。When he finished, all laughed into tears but pig who kept a poker face。 So the Monkey was thrown out。 The boat went away。。。Suddenly, the pig burst into tears。 Everyone gave the pig a weird look。 (Why are you smiling) Pig screamed while rolling around: "Monkey is bad。 That's a damn bad joke。 Hahaha!"。。。一船的动物逃难洪灾。结果船小了,装不下那么多。大家决定通过说笑话比赛来决定把谁扔掉。猴子自信漫漫地开说了。说完了大家笑死,就猪没有笑。于是大家把猴子扔水里,开船走了。过了会,猪突然笑趴下了。大家奇怪地看着他,笑个头? 猪一边狂笑,一边打滚,“猴子太滑稽了,真太好笑了。哈哈哈!。。。" The story tells us: dont stick your neck out。这个故事告诉我们,做人要低调。