2条最短的英语笑话笑话下面要有中文翻译哦!最好是只有2,3,4 句话

guest:What is the fly doing in my soup?waiter:He is swimming,sir。客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛?招待：他在游泳,先生。As you get older three things happen。The first is your memory goes,and I can't remember the other two。。。当你慢慢变老,会发生三件事。第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了……