求英文幽默故事一个,读起来3分钟以内的

Boss’s idea　　When my printer’s type began to go faint,I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned 。Because the shop charged 50pounds for such cleanings,he told me,it would be better for me to read the printer’s directions and and try the job myself 。Pleasantly surprised by his words,I asked,“Does your boss know that you discourage business?”　　“Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied,“We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to repair things themselves first”　　One day ,Mary came home from school with a drawing in her hand and very big tears in her eyes 。she had drawn a picture of her new house and a boy had made fun of it。　　“One boy in my class said it was awful。He said I would never be an artist。” She made a very sad face。　　“I’m sorry ,Mary,” said her mum　　“He was wrong 。This is a good drawing。”　　“You have to say that You are my mum,” sniffed Mary ,　　Dad looked at the picture and smiled his biggest mile“What a lovely drawing,Mary!You　　Are a fine arist”