英语翻译:标题One Line Humor什么意思 和以下句子 谢谢

一句话幽默[1] Regular naps prevent old age,especially if you take them while driving。一般来说小睡可以防止衰老,特别是开车的时候小睡。(意指疲劳驾驶的危险。如果驾驶时打磕睡会没命活到老)[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!婚姻是这样一种关系:一个人总是对的,而另一个是丈夫![4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile。I tried - but they wanted cash。我相信我们所有人应该用微笑来交税。我试过了,可是他们要现金。(PAY OUR TAX WITH A SMILE 一句双意,从前意思是带着微笑交税。联系后面一句有理解为用微笑交税。)[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you'vepurchased new school uniforms。一个孩子长得最快的时候是你买了新校服之后的那个月。[6] Don't feel bad。A lot of people have no talent。不要难过。许多人根本没有才能。[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you cannot live without,but whatever you do,you'll regret it later。不要和你想和他一起生活的人结婚。和你的生活中不能没有他的那个人结婚。但无论你怎样做,以后都会后悔。9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote。坏的官员是有不投票的好市民选出来的。[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired。懒惰只不过是在觉得累之前休息的习惯。[11] Marriage is give and take。You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway。婚姻就是给予与取得。你最好给她,否则她会拿走。[12] My wife and I always compromise。I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me。我妻子和我总是互相妥协。我承认我错了,她同意我的观点。[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others。那些不能嘲笑自己的人,别人会嘲笑来嘲笑他们。[14] Ladies first。Pretty ladies sooner。女士优先。漂亮女士更优先。[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,always with the same person。成功的婚姻需要你恋爱很多次,但总是要和同一个人。[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them。如果你喜欢记忆多国做事情的时候,你就变老了。[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,he still ends up with the same boss。无论一个已婚男人换多少次工作,他总是为同一个老板打工。[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books。真正的朋友是你换很多次电话簿以后一直还存在的人。[19] Saving is the best thing。Especially when your parents have done it for you。储蓄是一件好事情。特别是当你的父母帮你做了之后。[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something 智者说话是因为他们言之无物。愚者说话是因为他们必须说话。[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!他们称我们的语言为母语,因为父亲极少有机会说话。[22] Man:Is there any way for long life?Dr:Get married。Man:Will it help?Dr:No,but then the thought of long life will never come。男人:有没有方法可以长寿?医生:结婚。男人:这有用吗?医生:没什么用。不过结婚后你就不会想长寿了。[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!为什么结婚的人要在婚礼上手牵手?这就像两个拳击手开赛之前握手一样。[24]Wife:Darling today is our anniversary,what should we do?Husband:Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes。妻子:亲爱的,今天是我们的结婚纪念日,我们应该做点什么呢?丈夫:让我们默哀两分钟吧。[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged。It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered。其实人们讨论因为爱而结婚和父母安排的婚姻有什么区别很可笑。这就像你问一个人:是自杀好还是被谋杀好。[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it。世上只有一个完美的孩子,每个母亲都有一个![27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!世上只有一个完美的妻子,每个邻居都有一个!