求一段英语幽默对话要求是2人对话 每人4--6句左右 主题要健康的 记住是幽默的忘了说 要有中文翻译

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly。"Here are two cents more。But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy。" 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”