英语讽刺关于英语幽默中讽刺的例子(至少4个)

1。Plumber（水暖工）:I’m sorry I was late。Man:While we were waiting for you,I taught my wife how to swim。2。As soon as Eve ate the apple of wisdom[智慧],she reached for the fig(无花果) leaf; when a woman begins to think,her first thought is of a new dress。3。Son:Remember,Dad,Thomas Edison got bad grades in school,too。Father:Stay in your room until you invented the light bulb。4。I am convinced that both my long age and exceptional health are to be explained by an obvious facts:I never touched a cigarette,a drink,or a girl until I was almost ten years old。5。Employer to applicant:"In this job we need someone who is responsible。"Applicant:"I'm the one you want。On my last job,every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible。"