英语讽刺的单词 句子 词组

学学老外是如何用英语损人的绝句我们中国有“杀人不见血”之说,老外损起人来,也是“惊天地,泣鬼神”,一起看看吧! 1。Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching。1。他肯定是趁救生员不备,跳进基因池。 2。A room temperature IQ。2。IQ值简直和室温一样高。 3。During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group。3。进化时,他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门,他怎么有机会进化成人? ） 4。Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it。4。他有两个大脑,一个丢了,另一个去找去了。 5。He's so dense,the light bends around his。5。他太蠢了,光碰到他多要拐向走。 6。If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week。6。如果他再笨点儿,就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。） 7。Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled。7。人家畅饮智慧之泉,他只是拿来漱了漱口。 8。It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes"。8。他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。 9。He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them。9。他给自己设定的标准很低,但每次还是达不到。 10。If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change。10。如果你用一分钱买他的想法,你还能拿到找零的。