帮我写一篇文言文的自我介绍

I call XXX, female, 12 years old, Chinese, now still not know where will die. Like 7 years old of the following the baby, especially the eyes are large and small stature. So please don't take my baby pictures, I cannot bear. Elementary school teacher Yang, very kind, also very understanding I, I love y teacher ~. English teacher is very humorous teacher liao, I like it very much. The math teacher Mr Zhu, middle-aged, temper ups and downs. After the fifth grade, the math teacher for wang, mandarin is not standard, especially such a windbag, many degrees, I collapsed. Primary school grade 4, once the school of railway worker dormitory as beside the haunted house, with a group of students to explore, including a classmate carelessly spoiling a worker, the worker find the umbrella, tell it to miss Yang, I was severely criticized the teacher, this was the worst criticism_ Now, to the city, I have set three wishes. First: hope teacher don't like wang that mandarin is not standard, and more windbag. Second: hope students don't speak ill of others behind secretly. Third: my scores can be better. Thank you for your cooperation.