我想要一个英语小故事，越短越好。要简单的。

OH my god!The queen was pregnant, who did it? 哦我的上帝，女王怀孕了，谁干的？ 涉及政治，宗教、性以及悬念。

The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

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