四人英语搞笑对话,四分钟左右

警察和一个被发现超速的司机的对话。警察发现一个司机超速,把他叫到一边,准备给他罚单。机警的司机知道法律是讲究证据的,他不慌不忙,一步一步地把自己的有罪变无罪。好笑,也精彩。he Speeding Ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding。。。Officer:May I see your driver's license?Driver:I don't have one。I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI。Officer:Can I see the registration for this vehicle?Driver:Oh,it's not my car。I stole it。Officer:The car is stolen?Driver:Yeah。Oh,but come to think of it,I think I saw the registration in the glove compartment when I was putting my gun in there。Officer:You have a gun in there?Driver:Yes sir。That's where I put it after I shot the lady who owns the car。She's in the trunk。Officer:There's a BODY in the trunk?!The officer tells the man to hold on,backs off carefully,and calls for backup。Quickly,the car is surrounded by police,and the captain approaches the driver to handle the situation。Captain:Sir,can I see your license?Driver:Sure,Officer。Captain:Hmm,this license is just fine。Whose car is this?Driver:It's mine,officer。Here's the registration。Captain:Could you slowly open the glove compartment,please,so I can see if there's a gun in there?Driver:Yes,sir,but there's no gun in it。He opens it,and sure enough,there's no gun。Captain:Would you mind if we opened the trunk?I was told you said there's a body in there。Driver:No problem。The trunk is opened,nothing in there but a spare tire。Captain:The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license,stole the car,had a gun in the glove compartment,and that there was a dead body in the trunk。Driver:Yeah,I'll bet he told you I was speeding,too!