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一老板花256万买了一辆大众辉腾,引发了以下几件事...

一老板花256万买了一辆大众辉腾,引发了以下几件事...

辉腾都知道,和帕萨特模样差不多,不仔细看真的是分不清,话说一有钱老板花了256万买了辆W12缸6.0的大众辉腾了之后...

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有一天,老板把车开进停车场,正在自动停车的时候,保安冲上来喊道:“哎哎哎,开帕萨特的你慢点,差点撞到旁边320的宝马,你能赔得起么?”,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板怒色大喊:“老娘的车够买他10辆了”!


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portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">某日,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板进加油站,一不留神,加油小妹的93号枪就对准开加了,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板汗都下来了,吼到”老子是要加97的,谁让你自作主张加93了?小妹好心的回说“先生,帕萨特加93的绝对没事,我每天都加多少帕萨特,93的省钱,不是奔驰宝马没必要加97”。

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portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">某日,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板去夜店玩,看中一性感辣妹后,相约一并外出霄夜,兼后半场,辣妹看portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板派头十足,跟他走向停车的地方,一见portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板的辉腾,辣妹扭头就走,并说到“开桑塔纳还好意思约我吃霄夜,早知道跟刚才开凯美瑞的走了”。portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板骂了一句他奶奶的。

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portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板宴请一个有头有脸的人物做客,就开着辉腾去他家接他,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板恭敬的把车门打开,他刚到旁边还没有上车,就说“还是让我的司机把A6开出来吧”!

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portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">某日,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板到火车站接朋友,附近黑车众多,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板在车上等朋友之际听到黑司机们议论,“这么好的车也出来拉活啊”,另一位说到“可能单位的吧,不过帕萨特怎么也得百公里8个油吧”,portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板摇下车窗怒吼之“老娘百公里得17个油”

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portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">某日,老板一朋友之重要朋友结婚,要借一重量级头车,老板厚道之人,虽爱车之心无比,也大方出借,事后朋友还车,老板自豪问到“怎么样?让你在朋友面前长脸了吧?”,朋友叹道“别提了,朋友非说这是一老款的帕萨特太不拉风,最后又花钱租了一辆红色的宝马520当婚车,你的车就排到婚车队最后一个专门接送上了年纪的老人家和儿童了"。

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portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(63, 63, 63);">portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;">等红灯,对面一辆车失控直对着隔壁停着的奔驰冲过来,眼看撞上了急打把撞上了portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板的车,司机下车,满脸堆笑对portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板说:"不好意思,车子失控了,奔驰实在赔不起,只好撞您的帕萨特了。"portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;font-size: 15.5500001907349px;">老板摇下窗户撩了撩头发,冷冷的说:"你见过12个缸的帕萨特吗?"portant;word-wrap: break-word !important;line-height: 25.6px;color: rgb(147, 137, 83);">

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