Ratchett:
[scaning
Sam's
body]
The
Pheromone
levels
in
the
male
indicates
he
wants
to
mate
with
the
other.
救护车(扫描萨姆的身体)：他体内的荷尔蒙分泌量显示他想要个女人。
Captain
Lennox:
[him
and
his
team
surrounding
a
helicopter]
Have
your
crew
step
out,
OR
WE
WILL
KILL
YOU!
[Blackout
transforms
and
attacks...
]
莱诺克斯长官(和他的军队一起包围了一架直升机)：让你的驾驶员走出来，否则我们就杀了你!
(因为变形和袭击而被打断……)
Mikaela:
I'll
drive,
you
shoot!
迈卡拉：我开车，你开枪!
Sam
'Spike'
Witwicky:
So...
Maggie
Madsen:
What
are
you
here
for?
Sam
'Spike'
Witwicky:
I
bought
a
car.
Turned
out
to
be
an
alien
robot.
Glen:
[whispered]
Wow...!
Sam
'Spike'
Witwicky:
Who
knew?
萨姆·威特维奇：所以……
玛吉·麦德森：你在这里干什么?
萨姆·威特维奇：我买了一辆车，它能变形成为一个机器人。
格伦(低声说)：哇哦……
萨姆·威特维奇：有谁知道为什么吗?
Barricade:
Are
you
LadiesMan217?
Sam
'Spike'
Witwicky:
Uh...
Barricade:
ARE
YOU
LADIESMAN217?
Sam
'Spike'
Witwicky:
Uh
Yes!
Yes!
路障：你是"LadiesMan217"(萨姆在Ebay上的帐号)吗?
萨姆·威特维奇：呃……
路障：你是"LadiesMan217"吗?
萨姆·威特维奇：呃，是的，我是!
Sam
'Spike'
Witwicky:
Gentlemen...
let
me
introduce
you
to
my
friend:
Optimus
Prime!
萨姆·威特维奇：先生们……让我为你们介绍我的朋友：擎天柱!
[Captain
Lennox
is
trying
to
call
the
Pentagon
while
his
men
fight
Scorponok]
Captain
Lennox:
I
need
a
credit
card!
Epps,
where's
your
wallet?
USAF
Master
Sgt.
Epps:
Pocket!
Captain
Lennox:
Which
pocket?
USAF
Master
Sgt.
Epps:
MY
BACK
POCKET!
Captain
Lennox:
You
got
ten
back
pockets!
USAF
Master
Sgt.
Epps:
LEFT
CHEEK!
LEFT
CHEEK!
LEFT
CHEEK!
(当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候，莱诺克斯长官试着给五角大楼打电话)
莱诺克斯长官：我需要一张信用卡，埃普斯，你的钱夹在哪里?
埃普斯中士：口袋里!
莱诺克斯长官：哪个口袋里?
埃普斯中士：后面的口袋里!
莱诺克斯长官：你的后面有10个口袋!
埃普斯中士：左屁股的口袋里!
[Captain
Lennox
is
using
Epps'
credit
card
to
call
the
Pentagon
while
his
men
fight
Scorponok]
Captain
Lennox:
Okay,
it's
a
Visa...
International
Operator:
Also,
sir,
have
you
heard
about
our
Premium
Plus
full
service
call
package?
Captain
Lennox:
NO
I
DON'T
WANT
A
PREMIUM
PACKAGE!
(当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候，莱诺克斯长官正使用信用卡给五角大楼打电话)
莱诺克斯长官：好的，这是信用卡……https://www.mshxw.com/
国际接线员：先生，你听说我们关于电话捆绑式服务有超优惠的套餐计划吗?
莱诺克斯长官：不!我不需要!
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